i can turn into a boy and break apart easily holla
iM A FUCKING ROBOT
mysterious shota (:
fjL KSDFJLKJ BLOO
im a ghsot made of sugar u cant beat that im number 1 \m/ rock on
cool I’m an ancient nine tailed fox spirit that can shapeshift and possess people?!
throw miniature pink cupcakes at people :)
I can create storms and wear a nice leopard superhero suit, because of YES
I’M THE CUPID OF APRIL FOOLS DAY. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO FIND TRUE LOVE, COME AT ME.
I fight terrorists armed with only a bagel. But I already do that anyway.
I’m a Babylonian Whore-Goddess who will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. I get my superpowers by getting shitty-drunk off holy blood. See:
“Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of earth’s abominations.” And I saw the woman, drunk with the blood of the saints and the blood of the martyrs of Jesus. When I saw her I marveled greatly.”
- Revelations 17:5
I’m a super awesome yet down-to-earth knight who wonders the land looking for villains to slay. And I don’t look at explosions.
I… I don’t even know? I’d say that I get powers from 8-bit games but then I’d just be describing a limited version of Feedback or something.
Maybe I have the power to transform other things into 8-bit versions of themselves, with full ramifications of their dimensions, functionality, and collisions changing? That could be kinda cool.
I am a duck with the powers of Batman!