Hay- my brains

8bitian:

coolguyerrant:

motherfuckerofbabylon:

thatgirlannabagelhead:

aprilfoolromance:

arashi-hyou:

jazziebabycakes:

kyuubified:

sugary-ghosts:

mysterious-shota:

hottoshot:

heisfrail:

i can turn into a boy and break apart easily holla

iM A FUCKING ROBOT

mysterious shota (:

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fjL KSDFJLKJ BLOO

im a ghsot made of sugar u cant beat that im number 1 \m/ rock on

cool I’m an ancient nine tailed fox spirit that can shapeshift and possess people?!

throw miniature pink cupcakes at people :) 

I can create storms and wear a nice leopard superhero suit, because of YES
XD

I’M THE CUPID OF APRIL FOOLS DAY. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO FIND TRUE LOVE, COME AT ME.

I fight terrorists armed with only a bagel. But I already do that anyway.

I’m a Babylonian Whore-Goddess who will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. I get my superpowers by getting shitty-drunk off holy blood. See:

“Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of earth’s abominations.” And I saw the woman, drunk with the blood of the saints and the blood of the martyrs of Jesus. When I saw her I marveled greatly.”

- Revelations 17:5

I’m a super awesome yet down-to-earth knight who wonders the land looking for villains to slay. And I don’t look at explosions.

I… I don’t even know? I’d say that I get powers from 8-bit games but then I’d just be describing a limited version of Feedback or something.

Maybe I have the power to transform other things into 8-bit versions of themselves, with full ramifications of their dimensions, functionality, and collisions changing? That could be kinda cool.

I am a duck with the powers of Batman!